{"id":13,"date":"2004-11-02T23:33:49","date_gmt":"2004-11-03T07:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.helenkelley-patchworks.com\/?p=13"},"modified":"2011-03-24T07:45:38","modified_gmt":"2011-03-24T12:45:38","slug":"i-hate-machines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"I hate machines!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/knottyminds.typepad.com\/photos\/uncategorized\/checkmark_large1.gif\" onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=243,height=207,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Checkmark_large1\" title=\"Checkmark_large1\" src=\"http:\/\/knottyminds.typepad.com\/helenkelleypatchworks\/images\/checkmark_large1.gif\" width=\"100\" height=\"85\" border=\"0\" style=\"float: left; margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nDid you vote? When I voted today, I broke the voting machine.  I struggle to improve my relationship with my machines, but never seem to be able to.  Only my sewing machine and my microwave have become my close personal friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you vote? When I voted today, I broke the voting machine. I struggle to improve my relationship with my machines, but never seem to be able to. Only my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":228,"href":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions\/228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.helenkelley.lee-databasics.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}